You usually meet these one at lunch time when you’re hungry and going far. Watakuwa hapo na chipo na kuku porno yao wakikula ukiangalia tu. Ata usiskie vibaya!
Hawa ni kama wanakujanga na stress zao. They’ll pick fights with the conductor, the driver, other passengers…. They’ll probably end up being thrown out, which was the plan all along sababu hawakuwa na fare.
They’ll be stinking drunk, but watawapigia stori hadi mfike home. Kwanza when that drunk logic hits vizuri, you’ll be laughing the whole way.
Yaani this one will sleep hadi they can’t stay upright. They’ll keep falling, as well as leaning on you. Hawa ata wanaweza pitishwa stage.
Huwajui, lakini you can feel their eyes looking over your shoulder as you type into your phone. In addition, they’ll be busy pretending to be texting as they listen to your conversations.
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